I know no reader of my blog would make this mistake.
I just did a quick search and found 6,820 people who have “ass.” in their current or past title.
4,626 have it in their current title.
From a very quick look, most of those are for “assistant” or associate, mostly associate (I think) professor.
Funny post Manny. I wish some of the ass.es were my readers, then they could go fix it. But none of my readers would have that :p